Lock Them Up
Have your kids been stealing the batteries out of your toys again (true story!)? Keep them safe in a For Your Nymphomation locking storage case.
Hide Them in Plain Sight
When I show people the Ideal, I always say that it's the easiest vibrator to hide in plain sight even though it's clearly the largest and loudest one that Primrose Path sells. Here's the thing: The Ideal is a personal massager that you can use on any body part, like your back, neck, shoulders, calves, etc. Get the people around you used to the sight and sound of you using the Ideal after a workout to ease sore muscles. Then, they won't be so curious when you use it alone in your bedroom. However, there's a chance that other people will want to use it, too, so be prepared for that!
If the Ideal is too large or too loud for you, try its smaller cousin, the Mini Wand.
Travel-sized and quiet, the rechargeable Mini Wand is powerful enough to relieve aches, pains or other tensions you may have.
Keep your goodies safe and protect them from prying eyes and fingers. Otherwise, you're going to be the punch line at a cocktail party some night!