Thursday, February 12, 2009

Now I Need To Learn How To Twirl Them

Last weekend, I road tripped north to Milwaukee to The Tool Shed for a skillshare workshop on making your own pasties.

I have a sort of fascination with pasties. It's probably because I'm small-breasted. I can't manufacture cleavage without feats of engineering being involved, so the exhibitionist Sex Goddess in me would prefer to run about nearly bare-breasted, just covering the important bits to avoid indecency charges.

Plus, it's a way of dressing up your tatas that doesn't require underwire. The best part about being able to make them yourself is that you can change them up for the holidays or match a new pair of panties. You can give them tassels, sequins, embroidery, beadwork, etc. so that they match your personal style. I'm never going to look at Hobby Lobby the same way again.