Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Steak and a BJ Day

Hello all!

It's a busy season for Primrose Path right now because Valentine's Day is coming up soon!  We have all sorts of events going on, in case you haven't heard:

January 24 - Girls Night Out at RAM Restaurant & Brewery, Schaumburg, IL 4-7 PM
Come out to socialize and have dessert with Primrose Path and other vendors.  Do some shopping or make a wish list for your sweetheart.  Primrose Path items will be on display and available for purchase.

January 30 - Party Your Pants Off Pre-Valentine's Day Event at Tease Dance & Fitness in Naperville
A Ladies Only event where we'll learn a lap dance/striptease routine that will make your partner drool ... in a sexy way.  Primrose Path items will be on display and available for purchase.

February 14 - Flirting for Single People at Limestone Restaurant and Brewery in Plainfield, IL
Mix and mingle with other local singles, enjoy appetizers and get a swag bag while you learn some flirting tips.  There will be plenty of time to practice your ice-breaking skills on your new acquaintances!

Contact us at primrosepathtoys@yahoo.com if you would like more details about any of these events.

But, what is "Steak and a BJ Day"?  If you haven't heard, "Steak and a BJ Day" is the straight man's answer to Valentine's Day, where women are expected to buy their man a steak and pleasure him orally.  I believe it's supposed to occur March 14.  Dan Savage explains it here, and gives his take on why it should really be "BJ and a Steak Day." (He brings up a good point!)

A little tit for tat?  Men, is it necessary to be this equal?  Women, will you be participating in this holiday?

Monday, January 4, 2010

Tis the Season for Cabin Fever

The holidays have come and gone, and now it's back to work!  For those of us living north of the Mason/Dixon line, it's also the time to find activities to combat cabin fever.  The thermometer is hovering around (or below) zero; the snow is piling up; the notion of going out in something sexy and revealing shows an astounding lack of good sense.  What to do to entertain yourself the next couple of months?

The transition from one year to the next is always awash in Top Ten lists.  Here is the first ever Primrose Path Top Ten list:

Top Ten Activities You Can Do At Home to Beat the Winter Blahs

10. Grow your own Wheatgrass . . . for your cat
9. Crank call the IRS
7. Develop the perfect iPod setlist for your mail carrier to listen to on their route
5. Write a journal in igPay atinLay
4. Sew the days of the week into your underwear
3. Make your own human furniture
2. Play strip Solitaire at the computer (just make sure you crank up the heat first)

and, of course,

1. Shop online at www.primrosepathtoys.com!

There's no better pleasure than the pleasure you can give yourself... over and over and over again!