How to Hide Your Toys

I was recently talking to a mother who told me that her teenage daughter found a sex toy under mom's pillow.  Now, this could be a "teaching moment," but for a lot of parents, it's too embarrassing in the moment to think about teaching.  Keeping your adult toys away from prying hands and eyes is a big concern for most people - whether they're trying to hide them from their kids or from roommates, parents or nosy friends and neighbors.  There are two ways to go about this: 1) lock them up or 2) hide them in plain sight.  Otherwise, you might walk in on a scene like this IKEA commercial



Lock Them Up
Have your kids been stealing the batteries out of your toys again (true story!)?  Keep them safe in a For Your Nymphomation locking storage case. 

 

 

Big Foot

 Cases are available in multiple sizes and colors to fit any toy collection and taste. Each case has a lock and two keys.  We suggest choosing black to discourage curiosity. 

Hide Them in Plain Sight
When I show people the Ideal, I always say that it's the easiest vibrator to hide in plain sight even though it's clearly the largest and loudest one that Primrose Path sells.  Here's the thing: The Ideal is a personal massager that you can use on any body part, like your back, neck, shoulders, calves, etc.  Get the people around you used to the sight and sound of you using the Ideal after a workout to ease sore muscles.  Then, they won't be so curious when you use it alone in your bedroom.  However, there's a chance that other people will want to use it, too, so be prepared for that!

The Ideal

The Ideal has many outstanding features: it's rechargeable, ergonomically suited to your hand and it's a great value for the price.

If the Ideal is too large or too loud for you, try its smaller cousin, the Mini Wand. 

Mini Wand

Travel-sized and quiet, the rechargeable Mini Wand is powerful enough to relieve aches, pains or other tensions you may have. 

Keep your goodies safe and protect them from prying eyes and fingers.  Otherwise, you're going to be the punch line at a cocktail party some night!